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vishual:

noseasboba:

I never get tired of this photo.
Ella Fitzgerald was not allowed to play at Mocambo because of her race. Then, one of Ella’s biggest fans made a telephone call that quite possibly changed the path of her career for good. Here, Ella tells the story of how Marilyn Monroe changed her life:
“I owe Marilyn Monroe a real debt… she personally called the owner of the Mocambo, and told him she wanted me booked immediately, and if he would do it, she would take a front table every night. She told him – and it was true, due to Marilyn’s superstar status – that the press would go wild. The owner said yes, and Marilyn was there, front table, every night. The press went overboard. After that, I never had to play a small jazz club again. She was an unusual woman – a little ahead of her times. And she didn’t know it.”

jesus christ this is so much better than all of the “you don’t have to be size zero!!!!!” and “i don’t mind living in a man’s world if i can be a woman!!!!!!!” bullshit related to marilyn monroe i see.

sisterhood yo….

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hboscar:

Worth reading…
monstersinmybathtub:

sararye:

I started reading and was like “what the actual fuck” before reaching the end
bless you

Holy crap.

god bless ur sol omg

nunnabe:

lulz-time:

printers are awful

it’s 2013 so

why do they still make so much noise

why are they so pushy and impatient

why is it that printer ink costs more than printers themselves

why can’t they just wait for two seconds until you load more paper before going into some sort of mid-life crisis during which they try to re-evaluate their entire lives before collapsing

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animefrank:

so i just ordered a pizza from pizza hut and i added some special instruction

however when my pizza arrived i got this

no pizza hut…im afraid thats the star of david

why do u want a satanic pizza fucking illuminati

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sexpressly:

nicholebell:

vlcoholic:

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violasian:

Book shelf slide.

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THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

splinter.

^ You don’t get splinters from finished wood hun.

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phan-tasmagoria:

kochovska:

parenting. you’re doing it right.

Beyond cute omg

900yearsoftime-andspace:

doctor-potter-games:

fishingboatproceeds:

baptised-in-vodka:

Ok like I’ve never read The Fault In Our Stars but I see it every where on this site and I want to.

Is it any good??

It’s okay.

Is that John Green?

that’s john green.

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sh4ily:

queued, probably eating or sleeping :’)

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desertgold:

how cute would it be if someone rolled up a love letter and put it in there ugh